Extremely Confused Jellyfish is not responsible for viewers experiencing:
- Extreme confusion or other irrational emotions, jellyfish-related or otherwise (including an irrational urge to FedEx lobsters and sharks for no apparent reason)
- Bad art
- Irritating earworms
- Bites/stings/other injuries inflicted by animals, including but not limited to:
- Jellyfish
- Sharks
- Lobsters
- Piranhas
- Birds
- People
- Amoebae
- Dragons
- Hexes, jinxes, or other magically induced issues
- Myopia
- Hallucinations
- Gastroenteritis (stomach flu)
- Procrastination
- Shingles
- Hypothermia
- Overdose of rainbows, fairy dust, or other sparkly/bright objects
- Cholera
- Tuberculosis
- Electrocutions
- Loss of any senses (sight, hearing, etc.)
- Death
- Things worse than death, including but not limited to:
- Prolonged torture of a physical, mental, emotional, social, and/or spiritual manner
- Any other kind of torture if it exists
- Sudden involvement in a poorly written story
- Living in general
- Lack of books
- Living again for good measure
No lifeguard on duty. Swim with the jellyfish at your own risk.
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